

Hello….. I’m down a couple dollars for rent and gas money so I’m doing emergency commissions. I was recently out of work for 2 weeks due to a really bad flue, so any help is greatly appreciated <3
I’m willing to do just about any kind of commission, just as a heads up, backgrounds usually take me a little longer to draw up.
Here are examples of what I do, I’m best at profiles and lineart. I’m ok with most NSFW art so don’t worry about asking me! Pls have references ready, thank you!
commission prices:
Bust
Sketches: $10
Rendered:$15
Half Body
Sketches: $20
Rendered: $35
Full Body
Sketches: $35
Rendered: $60
Detail Background: $20
Damn, what a fucking week (me at 11:35am on a Monday)
*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal
i love walking around my house at night wearing a too small tshirt and underwear it makes me feel like the slutty girl who dies first in a horror movie
kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”
Being a dad mean sometimes making a fool of yourself for their enjoyment.
same energy <3
a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your character’s a prep.

Holy shit I’m dying.
That. That literally explains the opening paragraph of My Immortal I was making a joke but this person came out here with receipts holy hell
NEVER forget the wild ride that is the first page of The Vampire Lestat.