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  • Hello….. I’m down a couple dollars for rent and gas money so I’m doing emergency commissions. I was recently out of work for 2 weeks due to a really bad flue, so any help is greatly appreciated <3

    I’m willing to do just about any kind of commission, just as a heads up, backgrounds usually take me a little longer to draw up.

    Here are examples of what I do, I’m best at profiles and lineart. I’m ok with most NSFW art so don’t worry about asking me! Pls have references ready, thank you!

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    commission prices:

    Bust
    Sketches: $10
    Rendered:$15

    Half Body
    Sketches: $20
    Rendered: $35

    Full Body
    Sketches: $35
    Rendered: $60

    Detail Background: $20

  • Damn, what a fucking week (me at 11:35am on a Monday)

  • *pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal

  • i love walking around my house at night wearing a too small tshirt and underwear it makes me feel like the slutty girl who dies first in a horror movie

  • completely enamoured with this thread

    Screenshot from the r/fragrance subreddit.   Post title: "I want to smell inhuman."   Post body: "This is probably a very weird request, but I've become fascinated by the idea of a fragrance with no humanity or warmth at all- cold, remote, imposing, untouchable. Not repulsive, but beautiful in a, well, inhuman way,..."ALT
  • yeah im sold

    Comment by Fair_Falcon_6083.   Text: "The answer is Ganymede!! It's inhuman and also has the most bizarre Fragnatica reviews. Here are a few:   "Smells like a Robot's breath."   "Like a serial killer stopping in to get late-night indian food in a shady part of the city. deeply un-scrubbable perverted metallic leather."   "Would render the Voight-Kampff test for Replicants unnecessary. Just take a surreptitious sniff at a suspect and inform the authorities."   "Imagine whole wheat seltzer..."   "If you bought your spaceship used, you spray this inside to make it smell new again. Smells like air ducts, electrical panels, and synthetic rubber seats.""ALT
  • kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

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  • Being a dad mean sometimes making a fool of yourself for their enjoyment.

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  • a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

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  • Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

  • ...

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  • When the author describes a character’s appearance way too late and you have to quickly redesign the image you already have for them in your head:

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  • This is why if you want people to know your character has long raven-black hair with red streaks and eyes like limpid tears, you need to make sure you say so in your first paragraph. Christ. Imagine someone thinking your character’s a prep.

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  • Holy shit I’m dying.


    That. That literally explains the opening paragraph of My Immortal I was making a joke but this person came out here with receipts holy hell

  • NEVER forget the wild ride that is the first page of The Vampire Lestat.

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    &. lilac theme by seyche